Scannerland is seeking submissions
Okay, folks — I’m not omniscient. I hear some pretty funny stuff on the scanner, but I don’t catch every funny detail. If you’re reading this post and have witnessed something funny related to police, fire or emergency personnel, e-mail me at niki.doyle@htimes.com. Anonymity guaranteed. I can’t promise I’ll include your item on my site (if I have suspicions that it’s not accurate, it won’t make the cut), but I would like to see what you guys have. Officers: Don’t worry, all names will be omitted to protect the innocent. If you’re unfamiliar with Scannerland, see some of the older entries.
You should be submitting some of your scannerland stories (ones that make it into your newspaper) to Fark.com. This site posts funny/ weird/ oddball news stories from all over the world, and gives them hysterical headlines! I freaking love that site. Also, I’m on steroids, so I’m hyper. But on Benadryl, so I’m also groggy. It feels very strange. Love ya!