Archive for the “Scannerland” category

Why you shouldn’t drink with your exes

120th Feb 2009Scannerland, , , ,

scannerlandTypically, Scannerland entries come directly from the source — my scanner. Today, however, I have a fun little item that didn’t come from the scanner, but I think it’s worth sharing.

An Athens man woke up Wednesday night after a drinking binge with his ex-girlfriend to find a 6-inch crochet needle jammed in his urethra. The Decatur Daily and The Athens News-Courier reported the story, but you can also read it on The Huntsville Times Web site.

A lesson on napping … on the job

012th Feb 2009Scannerland, ,

Hello eager readers … I apologize for the dry spell. Let’s not dwell on the past and instead focus on the lastest entry ...  Read more »

Scannerland is seeking submissions

15th Jan 2009Scannerland

Okay, folks — I’m not omniscient. I hear some pretty funny stuff on the scanner, but I don’t catch every funny detail. If you’re ...  Read more »

Huntsville police: You are officially funny

12nd Jan 2009Scannerland

I have made my Overheard in the Office debut. If you’re not familiar with site, you need to go check it out. Now. ...  Read more »

‘You can’t make this s#&% up’

113th Dec 2008Scannerland

Rules for thieves: 1) Don’t steal from a police station. 2) Don’t return to the scene of the crime. 3) Be damn sure ...  Read more »