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		<title>Why you shouldn&#8217;t drink with your exes</title>
		<link>http://www.nikidoyle.com/2009/02/why-you-shouldnt-drink-with-your-exes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 04:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Niki Doyle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scannerland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dumb criminals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pain]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.nikidoyle.com/category/Scannerland"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-429" title="scannerland" src="http://www.nikidoyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/scannerland-white.jpg" alt="scannerland" width="216" height="100" /></a>Typically, Scannerland entries come directly from the source -- my scanner. Today, however, I have a fun little item that didn't come from the scanner, but I think it's worth sharing.

An Athens man woke up Wednesday night after a drinking binge with his ex-girlfriend to find a <strong>6-inch crochet needle jammed in his urethra</strong>. The Decatur Daily and The Athens News-Courier reported the story, but you can also <a title="Athens man says ex-girlfriend put a needle in his privates" href="http://blog.al.com/breaking/2009/02/athens_a_man_who.html" target="_blank">read it</a> on The Huntsville Times Web site.]]></description>
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		<title>A lesson on napping &#8230; on the job</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Niki Doyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello eager readers &#8230; I apologize for the dry spell. Let&#8217;s not dwell on the past and instead focus on the lastest entry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scannerland is seeking submissions</title>
		<link>http://www.nikidoyle.com/2009/01/scannerland-is-seeking-submissions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Niki Doyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, folks &#8212; I&#8217;m not omniscient. I hear some pretty funny stuff on the scanner, but I don&#8217;t catch every funny detail. If you&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Huntsville police: You are officially funny</title>
		<link>http://www.nikidoyle.com/2009/01/huntsville-police-you-are-officially-funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:26:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Niki Doyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have made my Overheard in the Office debut. If you&#8217;re not familiar with site, you need to go check it out. Now. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;You can&#8217;t make this s#&amp;% up&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.nikidoyle.com/2008/12/you-cant-make-this-s-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 02:27:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Niki Doyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rules for thieves: 1) Don&#8217;t steal from a police station. 2) Don&#8217;t return to the scene of the crime. 3) Be damn sure [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No mercy when it comes to traffic laws</title>
		<link>http://www.nikidoyle.com/2008/12/no-mercy-when-it-comes-to-traffic-laws/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Niki Doyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This gem didn&#8217;t come across the scanner, but I overheard it at the police station this afternoon &#8230; close enough to be considered a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best. Nickname. Ever.</title>
		<link>http://www.nikidoyle.com/2008/12/best-nickname-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Niki Doyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sincerely wish I had hear the entire dispatch on this one &#8230; I was sitting by the police scanner today when I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I think I would dump him</title>
		<link>http://www.nikidoyle.com/2008/12/i-think-i-would-dump-him/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Niki Doyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my first post in what will likely be the most popular category &#8230; Scannerland! Whenever I hear something funny on the [...]]]></description>
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