Posts Tagged “dumb criminals”

Why you shouldn’t drink with your exes

120th Feb 2009Scannerland, , , ,

scannerlandTypically, Scannerland entries come directly from the source — my scanner. Today, however, I have a fun little item that didn’t come from the scanner, but I think it’s worth sharing.

An Athens man woke up Wednesday night after a drinking binge with his ex-girlfriend to find a 6-inch crochet needle jammed in his urethra. The Decatur Daily and The Athens News-Courier reported the story, but you can also read it on The Huntsville Times Web site.